Democracy Now! Elections this Fall!

Kim Jong Il WineIt’s come to my attention that being President For Life is going out of style. To lower my risk of exile or a long embarrassingly sad reign complete with bad haircuts, I’ve decided to abdicate my position starting this fall. Since my eldest son is too young, an election will be held. With great reluctance, I’ve allowed UN observers to watch the stuffing of the ballot boxes monitor the election.

The specifics are still vague but will materialize in the next month.

What do you think?

  1. Long live the great all knowing leader. If it is his will, a puppet shall and will rise to take orders from the great leader on seekret notecards handed to him between sips of Okuzgozu from his gold plated Riedel.
    Hail great leader of obscure grape knowledge! Hail! Hail!

    😛

    Oh and by the way…I’m happy to help stuff any ballot boxes as need be.

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